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title = "Random Quotes"
weight = 300

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tags = ["quotes", "graffiti", "education", "misery", "distributed systems",
"the day the earth stood still", "atheism", "religion", "following",
"regrets", "money", "perfection", "practice"]
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> If you took all the students that felt asleep in class and laid them end to
> end, they'd be a lot more comfortable.
-- "Graffiti in the Big Ten"

> "There is no education that is not political. An apolitical education is
> also political because it is purposely isolating."

> "People change and forget to tell each other."
-- a marquee at a fucking carpet cleaning store

> "Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate."

> "Preserve the old, but know the new."

> "Distributed Systems people do it loosely coupled."

> "Gort, klaatu nikto barada."
-- The Day the Earth Stood Still

> "Atheism and truth, 2 words 1 meaning."

> "Zisla's Law:
> If you're asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants."

> "Working here is like a pregnancy. After nine months you wish you hadn't
> come."

> "If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows."
-- Yiddish saying

> "When you go out to buy, don't show your silver."

> "If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?"